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Mission: Ossidia's Request and Puppy's Roundup
Who: Judar, Kougyoku and open to anyone who wants in!
What: Puppy wrangling and ingredient gathering.
When: June 17th.
Where: All around Goldvale.
Rating: The most PG violence.
A. OSSIDIA’S REQUEST
[ It’s a busy week for most guild members, and it looks like these two are no exception. Judar and Kougyoku have teamed up to look for ingredients for Ossidia, and are rushing through town on their hunt.
Despite the chance to suck up to his guild master, though, Judar seems less than thrilled. ]
How many more things do we have to get!? This is boring already....
We haven’t even started yet! [ Kougyoku puffs her cheeks up for a moment in annoyance. Deal with it, Judar. ] Look, azaleas should be the easiest to find, right? I think the Godlings Sect is this way on the right. [ She points to a street that leads to Platmoor while holding a map upside down. ] You can float up there and get them for us! Then we go to Nickelhollow at the north...
That far...? [ He sighs dramatically. ] Haaah, what a pain! Fine, whatever, I’ll do it. You’re going to buy me lunch later anyway!
[ Did they actually agree to that? Judar seems to think so, but he’s a habitual liar. Hopefully he doesn’t want anything too expensive. His tastes tend to change by the hour, which worries Kougyoku more than anything. How is she supposed to get out of this mess now? Ah, but she doesn’t seem to remember whether they actually agreed on anything so she effectively falls for it. As usual. ]
Wait! How much money do you think I have!?
[ She brings one foot down to assert her authority. It never works. ]
By they way, we must stop by that bakery later for the cake - oh, but don’t buy anything! Judar? [ IS HE EVEN LISTENING... ] Judar!
B. PUPPY ROUNDUP
[ After much persuasion, Kougyoku got Judar to come on another mission with her. How she had managed to do it is a mystery. Did it involve the promise of free food and an all-access pass to her guild? Who knows... ]
Look, Judar! It’s the dog in the picture. Doesn’t he look cute? Come here, doggy. Eheheh, I’ve always wanted a pet...
[ Judar rolls his eyes, making a point to move away from Kougyoku and around the other side of the dog. He doesn’t want to look like he’s with these losers. The dog totally counts as one, too. ]
If you keep it, we’re not going to get the reward!
It’s fine! We can pretend for a while.
[ And Luffy the puppy approaches, slowly, carefully, inch by inch. All looks well until... the yelling sets the poor dog off.
Kougyoku just as slowly turns around to face the Magi. ]
Judar... [ Her eyes? Watery as they’ve ever been. Her fingers? Have a very distinct bleeding bite mark on them. ]
Hah! Guess he knew you were planning on kidnapping him, huh, old hag?
[ He laughs, completely forgetting to grab the dog in his amusement. He’s got his priorities, and they clearly don’t involve giving up his entertainment for responsibilities. It looks like Kougyoku has her own personal agenda, too, as she unsheathes her sword with her one good hand. ]
I... I’m... [ A dark aura begins enveloping her body. Is she using one of her newfound abilities at a time like this? Really?
Yes. Yes, she is. ]
I’M NOT AN OLD HAAAAAAAAG!
[ People will find a crying Kougyoku chasing Judar with a sword like a madwoman for the rest of the morning.
Later on, the two of them can be found resuming their search for the puppies as they look under stalls and long skirts of unsuspecting passers-by. Feel free to bump into them either during or after the madness. ]
What: Puppy wrangling and ingredient gathering.
When: June 17th.
Where: All around Goldvale.
Rating: The most PG violence.
A. OSSIDIA’S REQUEST
[ It’s a busy week for most guild members, and it looks like these two are no exception. Judar and Kougyoku have teamed up to look for ingredients for Ossidia, and are rushing through town on their hunt.
Despite the chance to suck up to his guild master, though, Judar seems less than thrilled. ]
How many more things do we have to get!? This is boring already....
We haven’t even started yet! [ Kougyoku puffs her cheeks up for a moment in annoyance. Deal with it, Judar. ] Look, azaleas should be the easiest to find, right? I think the Godlings Sect is this way on the right. [ She points to a street that leads to Platmoor while holding a map upside down. ] You can float up there and get them for us! Then we go to Nickelhollow at the north...
That far...? [ He sighs dramatically. ] Haaah, what a pain! Fine, whatever, I’ll do it. You’re going to buy me lunch later anyway!
[ Did they actually agree to that? Judar seems to think so, but he’s a habitual liar. Hopefully he doesn’t want anything too expensive. His tastes tend to change by the hour, which worries Kougyoku more than anything. How is she supposed to get out of this mess now? Ah, but she doesn’t seem to remember whether they actually agreed on anything so she effectively falls for it. As usual. ]
Wait! How much money do you think I have!?
[ She brings one foot down to assert her authority. It never works. ]
By they way, we must stop by that bakery later for the cake - oh, but don’t buy anything! Judar? [ IS HE EVEN LISTENING... ] Judar!
B. PUPPY ROUNDUP
[ After much persuasion, Kougyoku got Judar to come on another mission with her. How she had managed to do it is a mystery. Did it involve the promise of free food and an all-access pass to her guild? Who knows... ]
Look, Judar! It’s the dog in the picture. Doesn’t he look cute? Come here, doggy. Eheheh, I’ve always wanted a pet...
[ Judar rolls his eyes, making a point to move away from Kougyoku and around the other side of the dog. He doesn’t want to look like he’s with these losers. The dog totally counts as one, too. ]
If you keep it, we’re not going to get the reward!
It’s fine! We can pretend for a while.
[ And Luffy the puppy approaches, slowly, carefully, inch by inch. All looks well until... the yelling sets the poor dog off.
Kougyoku just as slowly turns around to face the Magi. ]
Judar... [ Her eyes? Watery as they’ve ever been. Her fingers? Have a very distinct bleeding bite mark on them. ]
Hah! Guess he knew you were planning on kidnapping him, huh, old hag?
[ He laughs, completely forgetting to grab the dog in his amusement. He’s got his priorities, and they clearly don’t involve giving up his entertainment for responsibilities. It looks like Kougyoku has her own personal agenda, too, as she unsheathes her sword with her one good hand. ]
I... I’m... [ A dark aura begins enveloping her body. Is she using one of her newfound abilities at a time like this? Really?
Yes. Yes, she is. ]
I’M NOT AN OLD HAAAAAAAAG!
[ People will find a crying Kougyoku chasing Judar with a sword like a madwoman for the rest of the morning.
Later on, the two of them can be found resuming their search for the puppies as they look under stalls and long skirts of unsuspecting passers-by. Feel free to bump into them either during or after the madness. ]
B!
That was Yogi's first thoughts when setting his gaze on a familiar figure. ]
Ah! Kougyoku-chan! [ Yogi wears a bright expression on his face as he waves towards her. And waving... and waving... oh. Something's not right. She looks a little preoccupied with other things at the moment.
Like chasing someone around with a sword.
THERE WERE MANY WAYS TO APPROACH THIS, all of which sounded bad. Maybe he should... back away... ]
U-uh, um, is everything okay here?
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[ HE MUST PAAAAAAAAY. And wow she looks... really scary... It could be worse. Her sword could be like six feet long. ]
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Hello panic mode. ]
Uwah-! Well, I haven't seen him anywhere. [ His flails his arms dramatically, a look of concern across his face. ] Why... why are you looking for him? Is something wrong?
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[Judar pops out from behind a nearby tree behind Yogi, hand pointing accusingly at Kougyoku.]
You tell her the truth, and she brings out the sword! Make sure you don't make her angry, blondie, or your neck is next.
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[ And without remorse, she attempts to stab the tree behind Yogi! Watch out! ]
a!
[Poor princess, Nuri just missed the conversation. Now he'll never know how pitiful she is... Not. Pretty sure that he'll know soon enough, regardless.
So here he is, approaching with a friendly raised arm.]
It's been a while! What are you doing?
sorry this is late!
[ EVEN THOUGHT THEY'RE IN THE SAME GUILD, kougyoku pls ]
I am shopping with little Judar. [ She seems happy about it, but she's actually annoyed. But she's secretly happy. It's complicated, Nuri. ]
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[Judar passes by quickly, putting a hand on Nuri's head as he passes and trying to mess up the kid's hair.
He has no idea what "nuna" even means, but he's going to use it anyway. Judar does what he wants, even when it doesn't make much sense.]
She'll cut you up and eat you for lunch, instead of treating you like she promised!
[And with that, he'll be using Nuri as a meatshield for Kougyoku wrath and will stay strategically behind the boy. Sorry, he's not sorry, Nuri.]
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[ Judar, take that as you will. You're good at that... She immediately charges at Judar, just as he predicted. The only thing stopping her from stabbing him between the eyes is an innocent Nuri. ]
i got... distracted... 2/2