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Latvia ([personal profile] balzams) wrote in [community profile] dysproslogs2013-06-20 01:01 am

Viens ‣ Mission : Busy Pâtisserie

Who: Latvia and anyone signed up for Busy Pâtisserie
What: Don't expect Latvia to come into a kitchen and not make a mess but with a little help he might just make it through the week
When: Anytime between the 12th and the 19th
Where: Chef Montblanc's kitchen
Rating: G

[He was not an expert baker by any means but he knew his way around the kitchen more or less, not to mention free desserts were nothing to be sniffed at. Throughout the week Latvia comes into the kitchen whenever he can to lend a hand]

action a.
[Despite his enthusiasm he wasn't the cleanest of cooks. In a large bowl he whips cream with all the energy he can muster. A little too much perhaps as a careless motion of the whisk causes the whole thing to slip out of his hands and splatter onto the counter and the floor. Be careful not to slip, hopefully he didn't drop it on your shoes]

action b.
[This time Latvia has been decidedly more careful. Using all his concentration he arranges the small balls of pastry on top of each other after dipping them in a bowl of molten caramel. His hands are shaking quite badly and as the tower gets taller it becomes more of a struggle for him to properly stack the dessert. In the end he has no choice but to admit defeat]

Excuse me, could you let me a hand with this?

action c.
[At first glance it doesn't seem like Latvia is here today but maybe if you follow the quiet sounds of someone eating to behind the counter… As soon as he realises he’s been caught he shoves whatever he had been eating into his mouth and practically chokes]
vytis: (who can it be)

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[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-23 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lithuania had been trying to ignore the vaguely muffled sounds of arguing from across the room up until now. He'd been busy decorating pastries, after all. But the crashing and screaming and crying was incredibly hard to ignore, so here's Lithuania!

...]
vytis: (I'm always in this twilight)

[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-23 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh my God you guys what have you been doing? He can't leave you alone for five minutes!]
vytis: (I walked a long way home)

[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-23 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[All of those baked goods on the floor! That's hours of work wasted! And why is Poland rolling around on the floor talking about his brains falling out? Are they?]
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[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-23 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, that's just a mashed up cupcake. He's still crying, though, and Lithuania suspects he smacked his head on the counter at some point, so Lithuania casts First Aid on him. He can't tell if there's blood with all the cake and frosting in Poland's hair, but head wounds tend to bleed a lot and they'll really have a mess if he lets that continue.

Also, Poland seems to be in an extreme amount of pain for what seems like such a minor fall.]
vytis: (Default)

DONE

[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-23 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[And now Latvia has a mop. It's being shoved in his hands. Poland gets a cloth.

And they both get Lithuania speaking Lithuanian at them:]


What have you two been doing? Look at this mess! There are pastries everywhere, Poland's hair is covered in frosting, and what on Earth did you do to make him cry like that, Latvia? Not that I'm not sure part of it was your fault, too, Poland! Did you work Latvia up? You're both old enough to know better!

Clean all of this up right now!
notyetlost: (what the heck?)

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[personal profile] notyetlost 2013-06-23 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[And suddenly everything feels so much better...?]







... Am I dead?
notyetlost: (that's NOT okay)

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[personal profile] notyetlost 2013-06-23 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh wait now Lithuania's lecturing him. He's definitely not dead.]

H-he totally started it...
vytis: (Default)

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[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-23 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care who started it!

[Though it was probably Poland, let's be real here.]
notyetlost: (shut up)

[personal profile] notyetlost 2013-06-23 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, why is Lithuania sort of terrifying right now.]

I-I'm all sticky and probably bloody from rolling around in brain matter I'm going to my room first!

[And definitely not coming back to clean, eat it Latvia.]
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[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-23 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
First of all it's just a cupcake, and second I don't care if your hair really is covered in brain matter, do you know how long I spent on some of the food that's on the floor right now?
notyetlost: (HEY)

[personal profile] notyetlost 2013-06-23 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh my god. That's so rude, Liet.]

Who cares about that I like totally almost died!

Because of Latvia! [Do you have any idea how embarrassing that would have been.]
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[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-23 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[First, Lithuania will address Poland.]

Don't make me call Miss Ukraine. [You don't need Lithuania and Ukraine on your case, do you?]
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[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-23 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[And now Latvia, more gently. Latvia is currently in better graces than Poland, good job!]

Just think before you act next time, alright?
notyetlost: (PANIC)

[personal profile] notyetlost 2013-06-23 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[No! Not Ukraine!]

This isn't fair!
vytis: (but the ones I aim to pleaseth)

[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-23 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You helped make the mess, you help clean it up. [You aren't getting out of this, Poland.

And sorry, Latvia, but Lithuania already mothers people; he can't help it even more when it's one of his little Baltic not!brothers.]


I'll make sure you don't have to clean up the whole mess yourself, Latvija.
notyetlost: (shut up)

[personal profile] notyetlost 2013-06-24 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[The insincerity in that apology is practically tangible.] Oh shut up Latvia.

[Poland scoops some smushed up cupcake out of his hair and chucks it at him. If he's a total mess, Latvia's gonna be one too.]
vytis: (and all of the madness)

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[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-25 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Lenkija! [Lithuania grabs for the cupcake.]
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[personal profile] vytis 2013-06-25 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Latvija! [And Lithuania is going to yank Latvia out of striking range by the back of his shirt.] I can't cast First Aid all day!

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